2009 Contract
After serious and cautious consideration . . . Your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2009!
My Wish for You in 2009--
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoking tires
May happiness slap you across the face
May your tears be that of joy. And may the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words . . . May 2009 be a great year!!!
BWD (thanks to listener Jodi)
